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if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything 

(via fake-mermaid)

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  • parents: *yells at you*
  • parents: *screams at you*
  • parents: *doesnt listen to what ur saying*
  • me: *raises voice slightly*
  • parents: HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down
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kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

(via hotboyproblems)

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ladeh-amanda:

But that was what I came here for.

(via a-losst-soull)

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via gnarly)

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frlcker:

the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

(via hotboyproblems)

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stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

(via fake-mermaid)

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via hotboyproblems)

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virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

(via condom)

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